Jesus christ 

a person who never existed, probably made up for fame.

That guy said he owns urban dictionary!

I bet 5 bucks he’s a Jesus Christ.

Jesus christ by THARSHEBLOES March 12, 2025

Jesus Christ 

An awesome dude that just wanted what was best for all of us, and he got killed for it. Also, he is the son of God and the savior of all.

(Jesus Christ): Lazarus, come out!
(LazarusA dead guy): *comes back to life and walks out of tomb*

Jesus Christ by Jeff#4 July 24, 2025

Jesus Christ 

honestly the coolest guy i know

these weird athiest fuckers piss me off in the definitions

Jesus Christ is very cool

Jesus Christ by me lolita September 3, 2025

Jesus Christ

Jesus' full name is Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ is the son of God.

He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.

You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.

God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.

Don't believe the Devils lies.

Jesus Christ is king! Amen.

Jesus Christ by Black Cat - 5000 December 19, 2025

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is a man with *Infinite Aura* and *Insane knowledge* (literally omniscient) also a *great guy* who would *help anyone* as is *everyones true answer to all their problems* (John 14:6) and a *Leader* often depicted as a *King of Kings* he also *saved the entirety of humanity*

"Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour"

Jesus Christ by a.basra386 January 1, 2026

Jesus Christ! 

Shocked exclamation

Hym “JESUS CHRIST! ‘Jews can work for me as long as I can spy on them and put cameras in their house and follow everything they do’!? He went full Dr. JeepJorp! That’s what the living god Dr. Jordan PeeperJorp thinks! WOOOOOW! Wow! That’s crazy man! And ‘if you don’t believe in Jesus you shouldn’t have any power.’ Holy shit, we are in full Christian theocracy mode. Ha! Hilarious! That is wild. This is wild.”

Jesus Christ! by Hym Iam December 7, 2022

jesus christ pose 

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.

Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.

jesus christ pose by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008