Jaspering

the preformance of the jasper

To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot

by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006

Jaspered

To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.

Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!

Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.

Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.

by SteenaLouise May 26, 2015

jasper

biggest local druggo you'll come across. you'll most likely find him in his shed chill bangin with dad playing fortnite. he's also an alright sk8er boi. he's also funny and has a ballsack haircut

person 1 : whose that stoner ?
person 2 : oh that's just jasper

by wearsunscreenkids October 22, 2019

jasper

1. a naive, or simple man

2. a wasp

I don't care if this jasper is looking for help. I can't do anything for him.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2011

jasper

A nice, sweet, funny, girl who is trustworthy and always has a smile.

Hey look its Jasper, she always has a smile on her face.

by Smile More :) November 16, 2016

JaSpeR

A small little cunt who didn't grow at all over lockdown and now back at school and everyone is twice the size of him

"yo look over there that's the small cunt jasper who gets lippy to everyone "

by jasper staff September 21, 2020

Jaspering

What Jasper does when he is in the bathroom by himself.

Person 1: Where is Jasper? He’s been inside the bathroom for 2 class periods.

Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering

by SadboyMqtthew69 April 10, 2020