the preformance of the jasper
To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot
by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006
To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.
Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!
Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.
Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.
Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.
Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.
by SteenaLouise May 25, 2015
biggest local druggo you'll come across. you'll most likely find him in his shed chill bangin with dad playing fortnite. he's also an alright sk8er boi. he's also funny and has a ballsack haircut
by wearsunscreenkids October 22, 2019
by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2011
by Smile More :) November 17, 2016
A small little cunt who didn't grow at all over lockdown and now back at school and everyone is twice the size of him
by jasper staff September 21, 2020
What Jasper does when he is in the bathroom by himself.
Person 1: Where is Jasper? He’s been inside the bathroom for 2 class periods.
Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering
Person 2: He’s probably Jaspering
by SadboyMqtthew69 April 10, 2020