jasper

1. A chubby guy with floppy hair who picks on his really hot friend.

2. The act of having dirty fantasies about people you know.
Guy 1: Dude, I called three times last night. Why didn't you answer?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was jaspering.
by SexyMamacita October 09, 2006
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jayran

1. white chick, uber hot, very sexy and the fantasy of many. Guys drool when she passes by and wish they could be her papi but she belongs only to a certain Mr. Nolasco.

2. The ultimate mamacita the one and only mami chula.

3. The Queen of Alabang.
Guy 1: Dude, did u see that girl who passed by? Ooh! I'd like to bang her.

Guy 2: Hell yeah. She's a jayran!!

by SexyMamacita October 09, 2006
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