Jasper

A really good you should probably date, if you don't thats okay too; just know you would be missing out on someone great
I met a Jasper last night he is everything that I have ever imagined
by AgentTurnip January 31, 2018
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zilvi

A perverted friend that you hate but still find entertaining enough to tolerate
Ugh I hate him but it's a Zilvi scenario ya know
by AgentTurnip April 27, 2017
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