Sidewinder Joseph

One of the greatest pitchers of the early 1900s. Born in Brownsville, Arkansas this hefty thick thighed left hander amassed over 342 wins in his career while striking out 2,231. Known for his infamous “sidewinding” technique, Mr. Joseph also saw success off the field as well taking home an astounding 14,532 women during his playing days. Learning to pitch from his father who was a horrible alcoholic and goat farmer, Joseph was able to use the beatings given by his father to strengthen his core thus giving him a competitive advantage. Dying of untreated Gonorrhea in 1932 Joseph’s legacy still lives on today throughout the deep southern lands of this great country.

Waylan: Who’s your favorite ball player Bucky?

Bucky: Sidewinder Joseph. He loves women more than ball playin’ but that’s alright.

by Leland Bruce February 5, 2023

joepert

A joepert is a person who defends the choices he or she made after they prove to be bad decisions. They will often go to great lengths and convoluted explanations to convince people that the choice they made was correct although they are already suffering from the negative effects.

He told his wife that she was fat. He still thinks it was the right thing to do even though he now lives on the street. He is such a joepert.

by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015

Josepha

An amazingly hot girl, who is one of a kind and is the love of all guys life. They just havent realized it yet.

Josepha is hot. Best use!

by Gogirl December 18, 2009

Josefina

A beautiful Latina princess with big brown eyes and a fire cracker personality. She loves adventure and is always on the go. She's smart and helpful, a joy to her family and friends. Her smile lights up the world.

She's a shipoopie!

That girl is amazing, she's a real Josefina!

Josie Shipoopie Josefa Josephine princess

by Anniebobannie February 7, 2010

José

José is someone amazing . Someone , that I stare at whenever I get the chance to . He can make you happy when you’re in the darkest of times and cheer you up when you’ve heard the darkest of words . He’s special , unique , one-of-a-kind and accepts all and everyone no matter their differences , as long as he knows they’re good people . He’s someone you love so much , yet , you get so scared to tell him , when you look at his charming face . No matter if he’s your friend , your sibling or , your lover , keep him close to you . José usually enjoys drawing , and math . He is a little dumpy on his skills and tends to put them down , saying he’s useless , when he’s not . He doesn’t know how amazing and wonderful he is .
He usually has brown hair , and big brown eyes . And , he stares , but only when he’s in love .

José is unique

by froggyboii February 17, 2019

Josephine

Tiny little boy-crazy fireball with a good taste in music. Has her preferences and knows many references. Level-headed and can seem mean. But often it is to keep some at bay. Inside is a wholeheartedly nice girl; usually an excellent lover as well. Her uniqueness is what attracts others. However she'll soon show you just how awkward she can be. A real tough chick.

Josephine Pretty unique fair cute sex-charged hot-mess

by Naitsirhc August 27, 2013

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

One of the decades finest young actors. Known for roles in 3rd Rock From The Sun, Mysterious Skin, 10 Things I Hate About You, Brick, (500) Days Of Summer and the recent Inception. He usually acts in independent films, but he's becoming more of a success. Although underrated, he's gradually making his way to blockbuster success. And better yet, he's not like other celebrities who pride themselves. He's honest and doesn't need to rely on image for attention, because it's his amazing talent that sets him up high. Personally, I find him to be very attractive, hot and handsome. He's an actor to watch out for. I am extremely proud to be a fan of his.

"Hey, did you see Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Inception? I thought he was amazing".
"Yeah, he looked a thousand times sexy in his suit and combed hair".

by DreamArchitect November 9, 2010