like junkie

Downward spiral where your self worth is defined by likes to your posts

Me: I was up posting until 4am last night and got 147 likes.
Dude: Get. Professional. Help. Your (sp) a like junkie.

by korgwm October 13, 2013

Condom Junkie

An individual, that void the presence of a prophylactic, has an inability to reach sexual climax. However, when implementing a prophylactic climax is reach quickly. This sensual pleasure of a protective barrier to ones genitals is so extreme that one would use a prophylactic during masturbation.

She may be a condom junkie but that bitch definitely doesn't have the clap.

by morelikeradio July 18, 2016

ass juice junkie

When a girl feinds for you to fuck her in the shitter, and sucks your cock after to suck her own ass juice off of your cock.

Dude, your girlfriend is an ass juice junkie.

by I'm the fucking master May 16, 2016

Don't touch my junk

It's the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the TSA.

Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.

"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.

After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.

Don't touch my junk.

by writerdg November 21, 2010

adrenaline junkie

Some one who seek out and craves thrilling adventures and/or activities to get an adrenaline rush.

Carey Hart flipped his bike backward because he is such the adrenaline junkie.

by Ken Brenan September 10, 2005

junk mail

United States Postal Service sanctioned mail consisting of advertisements that 99.5% of the population doesn't want, but they insist on forcing down the captive postal customers throats anyway.

Dang junk mail, there is so much of it in my box clogging it that I'm being driven nuts!!!

by Piranha June 11, 2006

Grief Junkie

Someone who feels they have to be upset over something or someone, regardless of connection to it or them.

My Mum cried at Debbies funeral and she's only met her once, shes such a Grief Junkie!

by Nick Cory June 7, 2007