My Balls Are Itchy

The definition of my balls are itchy literally means that your balls are itchy
So stop sitting on your ass googling the most worst shit u could possibly search and get a life u fatty

Guy: Yeah dude look away for a minute
Other guy: why?
Guy: Cause I gotta itch my balls real quick
Other Guy: Oh yeah no problem dude why didn’t u just say so?

Other thingy example

Guy: Hey u know what we should do
Dude: yeah what?
Guy: We should search up my balls are itchy in the urban dick
Dude: yeah sure but u know this is just gonna come up with nothing and ur gonna get known as being gay
Guy: Oh dude don’t worry dude, let’s search it up
Dude: Fine
*gets this definition*
Guy: Fuck

Also this was all wrote while itching my balls

by Morgan Boy June 27, 2020

swimmer's itch

Chlorine in the pool robs your skin of the vitamin E and protective oil leaving your skin really dry and itchy....the other defintion should not co-exist with the same term.

Alex Miranda prevents swimmer's itch by putting vaseline on his epidermis.

by jensyao September 24, 2006

itchyballitis

when ones scrotam is itchy and needs to be scratched. Usually caused by intercorse with someone with crabs, or lack of cleaning of genitalia.

After a week without showering, I had sick itchyballitis.

by joe shmoezal June 9, 2007

Itchgasm

An itching orgasm; caused when you get thorny, then you must scratchsterbate, which causes you to have an itchgasm. When you get an itchgasm, you have to itch yourself so hard that you get to a point where it feels so good that you just cant stop.

Guy 1: Aw, dude, I was so thorny last night, I just had to scratchsterbate, and I had the best itchgasm. Yeah, that itch really outdid itself this time.

Guy 2: *slowly backs away*

by Spritzey the Fairy April 23, 2013

thought itch

It's a thought that is on the tip of your tongue but can't remember it.

I have a thought itch I can't remember.

by Titus Arillius September 21, 2017

uchiha itachi

Uchiha Itachi is one of the main villains in the hit anime/manga series, Naruto. Currently a member of the Akatsuki organization, he seeks to unlock the true potential in his younger brother, Sasuke Uchiha. Itachi, being the prodigy of the Uchiha clan, killed all of the members of his clan, aside from his younger brother Sasuke. When asked why he destroyed his clan, he simply answered, "To gauge my strength", or something to that element. He tells his younger brother that the Mangekyo Sharingan that he possesses is not merely a kekkai genkai, but it has a secret ultimate purpose that has yet to be revealed.

The Uchiha clan specializes in Katon (fire) Jutsu techniques. The power of said techniques can be heightened with the use of the Sharigan. The Uchiha clans kekkai genkai. (blood line limit) Another, more powerful form of the Sharingan is the Mangekyo Sharingan, possessing the ability to cast genjutsu instantly without flaw. One of the techniques that Itachi favors is Tsukyomi (Moon Reader). This genjutsu technique can submerge the victim into a limitless world that Itachi has complete control over. He can distort gravity, time, existence, and creation in this world. It's absolutely impossible to dispel.

Itachi told his younger brother Sasuke that, if he was to obtain the Mangekyo Sharingan, there would be three people capable of using it. This implies that Kakashi is capable of obtaining the Mangekyo Sharingan.

Uchiha Itachi: "If you are to obtain the Mangekyo Sharingan, there will be only 3 people on this earth capable of using it."

by Wesley Fisher July 11, 2007

Itch-Hiker

An itch that moves to another place when you scratch it.

Oh shit,I got an Itch-Hiker!It's moving down my back!

by Klite49 June 13, 2009