isra mode

When you are beyond triggered

“Oh no she’s going isra mode”
“Allah say that one more time and she’s going isra mode”

by Mytouchie October 14, 2019

israeli push pop

making a popsicle out of frozen human shit and eating it

Emma made a fresh batch of israeli push pops last night, do you guys want to have some with me?

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

Israeli

(Adjective) a partner or a spouse who is a narcissistic psychopath that destroys his/her partner then makes him/her think it’s his/her fault

“ Her boyfriend is really evil, he has the traits of an Israeli”

by Gi2023 October 25, 2023

isra

isra is everyone else’s superior. she is a tall, gemini, badass bitch with pretty eyes and has amazing taste in everything and is probably the funniest person you will ever meet, loves fictional men and she’s so hot everyone falls at her knees for her and has the best music taste ever. she may be just a little bit self obsessed but nothing wrong with that because everyone else is obsessed with her too and it’s natural when you are that amazing.

‘wow isra can you have my kids’
‘omg isra you’re so hot how are u a real person’

‘isra TEACH ME HOW TO BE GORGEOUS LIKE YOU’

by totallynotnamedisra November 22, 2021

The israeli military

Where you use a gas mask but never f-sag

I don't want to be in the israeli military.

by Sexydimma June 18, 2022

Israelis

People who live or were born in Israel

People that people judge only by seeing palestines side of the war and not seeing what Palestine did and still does to israel

Guy 1: dude israelis sucks they kill gaza people
Smart guy 2: bro Palestine attacks israel all the time and israel only kills terrorists by hunting them down, if israel freed Palestine the whole world will be attacked by the terrorist we’re taking the hits for y’all you dumbasses
Guy 1: didn’t ask

by Megacompilation August 20, 2023

Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)

This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths

by Fi_Winnie October 28, 2023