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infinity war

Person 1: did you see infinity war
Me: breaks into tears
by Corcor181 May 31, 2018
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infinititties

Exceptionally large breasts. Customarily spoken as a compliment and in awe in description of a woman only to one's buddies, not to the woman's face - unless you, and she, are completely ghetto.
Damn, that girl got infinititties! Stretching that bikini top to the limit!
by motifxf8 August 8, 2008
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Infitieth

Fucking infinitieth but spelled better. It is a retards way of spelling infinitieth. Works in all geek languages and in brail as well as binary code.
Well I win cause infinity to the infitieth power. Dude look he is trying to win a fight with the infitieth power what a retard. infitieth is awesome enough to add to any equations!
by BlanketSon July 27, 2010
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Infinite Possibility Situation

Or IPS for short;
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.

Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.
Dr.Octazooka spent the last 3 years studying Infinite Possibility Situation and wound up driving himself insane.
by eazybrowniemix May 9, 2013
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Infinite cum

You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It's been three minutes. You can't stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling.
Globs of the infinite cum begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you back as if you were on a bukkake-themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, Only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It's been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backward along the cum...
by r/askurbandictionary February 18, 2022
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Negative Infinity Base

A base that is so extreme, it defies all laws of science, math, physics, and even the girl codes. This is the base after Infinity Base. Everyone and everything that took part in infinity base is floating in limbo where they all procede to have an undescribale orgy.
After someone reaches infinity base and everything is floating in limbo, there's nothing to do but get to Negative Infinity Base!!!
by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010
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Asian infinity stones

Three guys (sometimes four it kinda shifts) who are Asian and hot and gained clout for it on tiktok. People started calling them the Asian infinity stones and you have to “collect them”

- kazuya
- har

- Nash
(Pls note they’re all minors and be respectful)
Omg you’ll never believe it, all the Asian infinity stones follow me back😱
by Will this blow up? May 24, 2022
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