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Houston Rockets

Lucky unlucky NBA team who managed to get a 22 win streak that got ended by the Celtics in the 2007-2008 season.
Dude: Wanna watch the Houston Rockets tonight?
Other Dude: No dude I don't want to jinks it they might lose.
by oogalaboogala00000 June 28, 2008
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Houston Astros

A great but underachieving baseball team that makes it to the postseason nearly every year and will eventually win the World Series (knock on wood). They are one of the classiest teams ever and have many future hall of famers on their team with Jeff Bagwell, Craig Biggio, Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, etc. They assembled one of the best postseason pitching rotations in baseball history in 2005 with Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, Roy Oswalt and don't forget the decent Brandon Backe.
I have and always will live and die with the Houston Astros.
by Guy in Ox. Woods October 6, 2005
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University of Houston

The greatest institute of higher learning in the state of Texas. Far more advanced than any of those other so-called "nationally ranked" Texas schools like TU, or the school with the gaggle of maroon attired morons. The U of H mascot is a fierce predator, and the University's hand symbol is "The Shocker," a popular and entertaining sex act. The only downside to this august bastion of knowledge in the south is the fact that it nearly requires committing a murder in order to find a parking space on the primarily commuter campus.
"An Aggie, a Longhorn, and a University of Houston Cougar walk into a bar..."
by Rsxman December 4, 2007
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Houtsa

She is Muslim, a cool friend, constantly plays games, and overly uses the same words for her responses
Houtsa: woo
by The woo hates me June 29, 2021
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houtmaster

One who has mastered all that is computer. Similar to l33t and hax0r but a step above even that.
I am going to houtmaster your computer, ezez 1337 b1zchtes.
by Roberto Pepe September 28, 2006
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Houston Garage Riders (HGR)

A Group of Extremely Badass longboarders that blast down parking garages at incredibily high rates of speed. HGR dominates at all aspects of longboarding and speedboarding! known and repped by Carve Skateshop! HGR is simply unstoppable! HGR is also widely hated by other texas longboard groups because these other texas longboard groups (ALC and Other fags) get extremely offended by internet bullshit (Chubs ranting) and the fact that HGR is really badass, they just really want to be a part of it but can't because they are simply not badass enough!
ALC dude #1- "hey did you see those Badass Houston Garage Riders (HGR) dudes Steezin it up last night?"

ALC Dude #2- "Yeah dude i really wanna be just like them!"

HGR Badass #1- "yeah we are pretty badass dont fuck with us!!"
by Jake the HGR Badass July 12, 2010
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Houstatlantavegas

A combination of the three Major cities (Houston Atlanta,and Vegas. excluding Miami) known for their strippers/video vixens and nightlife that seems to go on into day because you will can never see pass the neon lights.

Any strip club.

It's also city of the mind, Houstatlantavegas, a place where all the strippers cry real tears in between shifts but their mascara never runs. Where Drake will always be in Someway depressed about his lack of connection with the stripper proving his entertainment who almost become nameless faces in his life , staring at his own reflection in the mirror and seeing a life projected back at him that he's not entirely comfortable with. Success is rotten. He's shifting from foot to foot in the strip club's bathroom, everything blurry around the edges and bright like neon from the Lean. He's going to walk back out there and tell her how much she means to him. Still, he can't help himself; he imagines the event like a scene from a movie and he can't help but critique all the performances, his own especially. So he stands there, paralyzed, Aubrey Graham as Drake and his reflection in the bathroom mirror. She's trapped in Houstatlantavegas, but if she can accumulate enough scratch she can leave. In Drake's shoulders and eyes you can read the expression of someone who cannot make the same claim about his own exit from the prison he himself has erected.

Notable Residents: Sad strippers, Anonymous customers, Drake
Matt and David leaving the strip club. Walking to the car

Matt looks across the roof of the car to David.

Matt-"David"

David-"was up"

Matt"was it me or did you see Amy from high school dancing on the pole"

David getting in the car"yeah I know that's why we left"

Matt-"You knew"

Both now sitting in the car.

David-"She told me about it online. When I saw her inside before."

Matt-"yeah"

David-"She said that she is was doing it momentarily you know Saving for college"

Matt-"I guess she has to do what she has to do its not like we have any moral high ground we are just Anonymous customers throwing ones in the air for her"

David-" Right but the thing is she told me that Two Years ago"

Matt-" I guess shes just stuck in Houstatlantavegas"

David- "maybe she can make her way out of that addictive lifestyle"

Drake's Music plays in the background as David and Matt pull away from the parking lot of club Houstatlantavegas.
by Yung broccoli March 19, 2013
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