When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.
That Rob was a real turkey holster.

"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."
by Garcher April 23, 2022
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This is where all them females put their guns, when least expected, they come out and fire, leaving you breathless.
Damn! Those holster hips had me fired!
by RyFen July 21, 2015
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Using the waistband of one's pants in lieu of a holster to carry a handgun. Also referred to as "junk carry."
That jackass spent how much on a gun and skimped on a $15 holster? He's gonna blow his junk off using a Mexican Holster.
by fizux August 12, 2015
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A vulgar description of the mouth.
A place to put your cock.

Usually used to define a homophobic males mouth.
Yo! Shut your fucking Bologna-Holster, you shit eating cocksucker!
by LordAxleRod December 17, 2022
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Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling
Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"
by Bussy.Boy July 27, 2022
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Wannabe Cops. People that want to be best friends with anyone in a law enforcement uniform.
That person wants to be a cop so bad, but they are just a holster hugger.
by October 28, 2022
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