Definitions by Somanyants

simp holster 

The space between the bed and the wall you hide in when your girl is shooting her onlyfans or letting other dudes hit, but you don’t mind cause you know it’s her body her choice

Shushhh no talking in the simp holster!

simp holster by Somanyants August 29, 2022

simp holster 

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.

Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad

simp holster by Somanyants August 29, 2022