hottentot

A tribe in Africa, in which the services of an entire village ar required to raise a single child, which is highly in-efficient.

First of all, Africa is full of Hottentots...

by 1904-Man August 27, 2004

schnorten hooten

universal obscenity.

Holy Schnorten Hooten!

or

Son of a Schnorten Hooten!

by liznick sperson November 6, 2004

Hortense

A Fat ugly bitch that lives in france

Man Im so glad that french slut doesnt live in our country anymore.

I know, Hortense was so anoyying.

by Sogladshesgone November 14, 2010

Hotential

A place that has great potential to possess hoes and sllluts, but can potentially become dangerously infested with swan's.

Bob: "Hey, lets go to the club tonight I heard the hotential there is gunna be extremely high"

Quan Damion: "Word, them white bitches love it when I put my dick on that ass"

Enrique: "Do you think any of them would like a cockerspaniel?"

by MC Norris February 8, 2004

hortense

18th century Negroid-Dutch Ghetto slang for a fat fat whore.

That hortense emailed me!

Randy's dick smelled of cheeseburger after that hortense had her fill.

by Chester Choda March 27, 2003

Hortense Vagino

An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.

by harry flashman July 24, 2003

Hootenanny

The scheduling of anal sex days in advance.

Grab some lube this week and lets have a hootenanny Friday night!

by Captain Hook is the best! September 11, 2022