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beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer

A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).
Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.
by Oh-Jay July 14, 2016
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terd herder

A person employeed as a plumber.
We called a terd herder to fix our shitter.
by Joemamma2 July 19, 2006
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helder

helder is da man! One of a kind.. there is no one like him on this planet. Helder = sex god and stuff
girl 1: wow! its helder! isnt he so great!
girl 2: Yeah! i so want him
girl 1: like totally
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Hendersodomy

An uncommon, rare gay sex position that is often practiced in the highlands of Peru, underneath kumquat trees. This position can be done with two men, and occasionally, hippos join the fray. Be warned, hippos have been known to become "wild" during copulation. The fatter man rests on top, suffocating the lower man with his scrotum. Pubic hair, or the great Amazon jungle, persay, goes inside the nostrils, and the semen will be splattered mercilessly on the eyelids.
Garret: dude last night was so awesome

Robbie: Yea man! i totally performed a Hendersodomy on you!
by Bagelicker December 9, 2011
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Cameron Henderson

cares about football and lily hamill and only football and lily hamill.
person 1: hi i love keita and lily hamill person 2: omg ur such a cameron henderson!!
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heifer stalking

akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.
who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.
by lexicali slim September 19, 2009
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Heiner

A mildly offensive insult, popular in the US Midwest. Interchangeable with any of thousands of other generic insults like dillhole or asshat.
"Joe keeps hanging around drinking all my beer and asking to borrow money. What a heiner."
by CabronDeOz July 4, 2009
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