Similar to selective hearing. A condition in which someone is unable to hear anything in their immediate area, yet is able to hear things far away.
(in the same room)
R: T. is a real pain in the arse.
P: I know
T: Pizza?
(somewhere outside)
T: Did you hear that bird hatching?
R: WHAT?!
P: Classic soap opera hearing.
R: T. is a real pain in the arse.
P: I know
T: Pizza?
(somewhere outside)
T: Did you hear that bird hatching?
R: WHAT?!
P: Classic soap opera hearing.
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Halifax specific term, comes from arcade culture. Used to claim that some failure you made is not your fault, but instead can be attributed to your own state of fatigue coming from playing too much DDR. (Especially if you actually did attempt Healing Vision.)
Is not an excuse for a poor sense of direction.
Is not an excuse for a poor sense of direction.
by Peter Smith September 20, 2004
Get the I blame healing vision mug.The ability that humans have, especially males, to hear selectively only what serves their interests, being conveniently deaf to what they don't like or can use.
"I asked John to take the trash out and then get a beer from the fridge; of course he went straight for the beer: he has selective hearing".
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by Corey January 18, 2004
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noun(sexual healer): one that believes in healing by a sexual nature, and likes it a lot
noun(sexual healer): one that believes in healing by a sexual nature, and likes it a lot
by betttttty December 11, 2002
Get the sexual healing mug.The term used to describe the process of curing a sickness by belief in a god instead of using scientific methods. This technique requires the belief that a miracle will happen.
1. Bill was relying on faith healing to cure his cancer when he went to the religious tent revival. He had given up regular medical treatment against the advice of his doctor.
2. Bob had given his problem of alcoholism to a higher power and was now relying on the spiritual faith healing of alcoholics anonymous to save him.
2. Bob had given his problem of alcoholism to a higher power and was now relying on the spiritual faith healing of alcoholics anonymous to save him.
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