Harpooning the whale

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman
Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u
by ass in your face May 19, 2018
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Harpooning

When a skinny man or man slight of stature engages in a relationship of sexual nature with an overweight to obese woman.
Damn, look at that skinny guy with that huge chick. He harpooning!
by Fedarell April 29, 2022
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Harpooning

The act of penetrating a fish with male genitalia and or toys.
Ethan is harpooning his fish right now! That poor fish.
by Toni SauceTac March 19, 2019
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harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.
Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.
by HolyFlurkingSchnit November 20, 2015
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Tactical Harpooning

The act of pretending a fat high school student who identifies as a gamer is a whale and proceeding to chuck harpoons at them. Seen as a sport by harpoon enthusiasts.
“Look, it’s Ryan!”
“He’s pretty fat, and he’s a gamer!”
“You know what that means!”
*Takes out harpoons*
“Let’s play Tactical Harpooning!”
by gamerman November 06, 2019
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Harpoon Man

One who controls harpoons magically.
When the Harpoon Man dies, all his harpoons go off at once.
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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