Total Harps

A phrase developed by some weird kid from Kettering, Ohio in the 1980's meaning "totally awesome".

"Hey Kurt! How would you feel about going to Crazy Cats Arcade on Saturday afternoon?"

"Total Harps dude!"

by Donnie Bridle August 30, 2025

afro-harping

When she extendS your pubes with one hand and then continue to play strictly jazz music. Using your pubes as a harp.

Yo my girl so jazzy she afro-harped me and started doing dorothy ashbree covers

Whats afro-harping my dude

Its defined as When she extendS your pubes with one hand and then continue to play strictly jazz music. Using your pubes as a harp.

by Jomiels October 16, 2020

harp

A portmanteau of "hip" and "sharp"; usually used to describe a person's look or manner of dress.

That dude is always in the latest style and everything is a perfect fit. A totally harp look!!

by Travelingmankc April 8, 2023

harp

harp could mean "not cool", "dude that suuuucks", or "so not rad".

origin: Bridgette Lauria, August 24th 2020

"I heard she got caught with drugs."
"Dude... Harp."

by #ABIYS October 26, 2020

harp

The amazing harp, usually small in size, but very suitable to pass time with

Well how's harp doing?
She's being short again.

by kyono the gremlin March 9, 2022

Rusty Harp

When a male eats a female’s asshole while simultaneously fingering her vagina with a minimum of two fingers

Oh God, Oh wow, I walked into the nutrition room and saw Salman giving Karina a Rusty Harp.

by pikachu AA June 14, 2021

harped

When someone doesn't make good on a commitment or a promise or to not do what one said one would definitely do.

Bro, you harped me for two weeks now. Do you have the money or not?

by 120% Committed November 15, 2019