asian male handicap

the sexual selective disadvantage imbued upon all asian males who live in the known Universe, which renders them qrotesque and revolting to all but the ugliest white women, some of whom may eventually fuck them because it ends becoming a choice between them or a turtle.

A number of movies star Jackie Chan because his asian male handicap allows for hilarious juxtapositions of him with white men, who always get the hot white girls.

by genericAM September 1, 2006

handicam

One of the leading brands in video cameras, manufactured by Sony. This camera is used in making many porn videos and gained fame via the casting couch series of adult videos.

I used my handicam to make a sex tape.

by Cameltowing October 17, 2013

Handikem

Handikem means watch out.

Handikem, there is a car behind you!

by peidontplay April 4, 2021

DIGITALLY HANDICAPPED

Anyone who is digitally too much uninformed that he or she even cant use basic digital devices.
or any one who is totally paralysed in absence of digital aides like calculator etc.

My friend Arun is digitally handicapped, he cant even do basic calculations without a Calculator.

by sanestinsane July 7, 2011

handicap

Anyone caught dribbling, falling over or making stupid noises can be labelled a handicap.

e.g. eminem, fifty cent, and ja rule, however they disguise there noises under the term, garage music, or R 'n' B, or "rap"

Ha that boy just fell over and dribbled on his hand, he sure is a handicap!

by James the ninja pirate! October 15, 2003

Speedy Handicap

A cartoon hero consisting of the traditional handicapped-symbol wheelchair, with assorted speed lines behind him and an underlined "MEH!?" in a speech-bubble.

Speedy Handicap is teh coolest!

by Flatland February 14, 2004

Handitard

1.A person which barely qualifies as handicapped yet is a douchebag. 2. Someone who is a complete failure.

"That fucker just cut me off what a handitard."

by BobfromCanada July 15, 2009