I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."

I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.

by danke August 28, 2005

hamotze

anything even remotely related to jews.

uh... the picture quality is so low

hamoooootze!!!!

by wouldnt you like a frog? October 29, 2004

Hambone

Hambone is the term for getting/being extremely intoxicated... wasted.. ect. hammered

Mike: Hey tom what are you doing toinght?
Tom: Not shit man... gettin' hambone

Man last night i was fuckin HAMBONED

by killamilla January 25, 2010

Habbotard

A contraction of "Habbo retard". It's used to define a person or group of people who play in a popular chat called "Habbo Hotel", they are usually internet losers who must mask the fact that they don't have their own personality or social life.

habbo + retard = habbotard

by elbux December 25, 2008

hamboni

A large human who consumes mass quantities of ham.

Martha is certainly a hamboni after scarfing down a 10lb ham this evening.

by Skinward October 14, 2016

Hambone

Noun. Old cat. Usually one who thinks he's modern and hip, but is really whack old school clown. Tries to stay up on the latest hood slang and jargon but usually ends up landing on his rough end looking like a straight busta!

Peep this, Fam. Look at this substitute teacher we got?? Hambone got on orthopedic shoes and think we bout to do this work! Boy bye!

by Terry Bad Ice March 28, 2017

hambone

The classic class of male from the late 90's who still thinks that highlighting his hair, shaving his entire body, wearing polos and necklaces, or using excessive amounts of hair gel is still cool. They're often found in gyms. Sometimes they can be used as a footstool after 5 PM. They are often "dude wasted", and give bro-grabs to other hambones.

Hambones become "s-bones" after picking up an STD, not limited, but usually including, mouf herps.

The hambone lost in an obedience contest with a Golden Retriever, which involved difficult commands such as 'sit', 'stay', and 'talk'.

by jjusaaaack February 10, 2009