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Happiness

The feeling you get when you peel glue off your hands.
Jessie felt happiness as she peeled glue off her hands!
by Kehaan June 9, 2017
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happiness

not needing escapism of any form
I'm happy as I am, I don't need grog, dope, pokies, TV, material goods, God or continuous orgasms thank you.
by Pugsworth June 24, 2004
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happiness

A word used for playing the "Penis" game, while around adults.
Example 1: Bob: U wanna play the penis game?

Joe: uh,,, sure, just be quiet, theres adults around.

Bob: Penis

Joe: PENIS

Bob: HAPENIS

Joe:HAPPINESS

LOL
by HAPINES September 19, 2009
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emo happiness

(N) When an emo kid is happy. As emo is an abreviation of emotional, this happiness is usually exagerated and brief, or in combination with another, conflicting emotion, such as sorrow, as when an emo kid "relates to" a Bright Eyes song. This happiness is usually caused by small, transient things, which other people would not understand, such as finding discarded Queen of Hearts playing card by the side of the road, or watching a moth fly around a light bulb.
A brief moment of emo happiness:

Emo Kid 1: I think Kyle is going to break up with me. I'm not in his top 8, and he hasn't said anything about the cuts on my arm in a week...
Emo Kid 2: Hey, look! It's a dandylion in the middle of the sidewalk!
Emo Kid 1: That's beautiful... I can totally sympathize with it.
by Rona the Inedible March 20, 2007
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Haloing

To play halo for long periods of time
It was an intense night of haloing
by P@trick December 28, 2007
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Helpy Helpington

An individual who ceaselessly dispenses unsolicited advice.
The longest tenured employee of the company who can tell you the correct way to do any job because he's done them all. Helpy Helpingtons are usually content to blend into their environment but when an opportunity arises for them to show their expertise they are compelled to impose their solution on you. "Nobody likes a Helpy Helpington."
by Baby mufuckin Spanky October 17, 2008
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Happiness In Slavery

A song by the industrial metal group Nine Inch Nails, all credits to Trent Reznor.

TheThe video for Happiness In Slavery features performance artist Bob Flanagan ritualistically washing himself and removing all of his clothing before strapping himself into a machine that subsequently tortures, rapes and kills him. Meanwhile, Trent Reznor watches and screams the lyrics from behind a metal gate, which opens at the end of the video, leaving Trent to enter the room himself. The video was universally banned. All footage in the video was real, except for the final killing of Flanagan, as Flanagan often fought the pain of cystic fibrosis by inflicting malicious damage on his own body.

The song, released only on 12" promotional single and the EP "Fixed" (Otherwise known as Halo 5) was not however released on CD and does therefore not have its own Halo Number. Although promotional CD containing only the track as it appears on the Broken EP was released, this too had no Halo Number
by Lemon Bear May 17, 2006
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