A bitchy history teacher with a large nose. Complains hourly about how shitty you are. Beware, if it turns suddenly its large nose like beak will knock you over and surely give you a concussion.
by Friendly'z January 27, 2008
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by tweaker93 December 28, 2007
Get the hooah mug.Two naked guys in a pool. Not usually corresponding with being a homosexual because there is a thin layer of water that technically protects against one man becoming gay.
Chet "What did you do last night? I read today in the New York times you got a little homoaquatic."
Montgomery "Well Chet I'm glad you asked. Wilbert and I went to the country club where we found out there was no one else there. Upon this delightful discovery we disrobed immediately and got a little homoaqautic in the pool. That was when our mexican housekeeper Maria walked in. In the end it was cool because we weren't touching dinks, we were just naked, in a pool, together."
Montgomery "Well Chet I'm glad you asked. Wilbert and I went to the country club where we found out there was no one else there. Upon this delightful discovery we disrobed immediately and got a little homoaqautic in the pool. That was when our mexican housekeeper Maria walked in. In the end it was cool because we weren't touching dinks, we were just naked, in a pool, together."
by icecubebaby99baby September 3, 2007
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He will do any position at any time and within any time limit. He will seduce you with his words and swoon you with his smile. beware Extremly attractive!!!!!!!!
He will do any position at any time and within any time limit. He will seduce you with his words and swoon you with his smile. beware Extremly attractive!!!!!!!!
by dennis jontry August 13, 2009
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Get the HOFNAR mug.The viewing of something, most likely online, that starts off to make one think it will bash the LGBT (and further) Community, then being pleasantly surprised that the results of said object/post does/is the opposite.
Internet Post : Here's how to act in the gym showers with a gay person.
Reader : Here we go, more gay hate.
Internet Post : Just act like a fucking human and go about your normal business.
Reader : Huh. So that's what homoawedation feels like.
Reader : Here we go, more gay hate.
Internet Post : Just act like a fucking human and go about your normal business.
Reader : Huh. So that's what homoawedation feels like.
by Scarlet Diliges April 14, 2015
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