Hide the Bologna

A euphemism for intercourse, referring specifically to a man's penis which is inserted into an orafice, rendering the penis unseeable.

Hey baby you wanna go play hide the bologna, you bitch.

by jarfuckingjar April 13, 2008

hide a dookie

To hide a turd or an entire poop in someone's place of residence. Most often used as a prank or practical joke.

Man he got me good. I think that I'm going to hide a dookie in his heating vent, so he has to smell it all night. Yeah that get him back for what he did!

by Lloid January 29, 2008

hide the deuce

While at the residence of a rude individual or bad host, producing a deuce and then wrapping it in a paper towel or sock and hiding it in such a way that will allow it to stink and remain uncovered for an extended period of time.

Man, Bob totally fucked me over on that beer run last night at the party so I played hide the deuce in his livingroom.

by Joseph B. May 15, 2005

hide out

to get away for awhile.

I'm going to my momma house to hide out for a minute.

by sexyblack August 27, 2006

hide-a-hit

A device made from one or more gas mask canisters in which to exhale when smoking weed. The military grade canister filters trap any and all smoke and odors.

A perfected iteration of the "paper towel tube and dryer sheets" model, and an absolute must for any DL stoner.

Kevin: "Man, how come Josh's apartment never smells like weed? He smokes ALL THE TIME."

Jake: " 'cause he always uses his hide-a-hit, bro. He invented it, after all."

by Mercynary(kik) March 7, 2017

Hide the Rum!

What you say when you really don't want to share your happy juice.

1: hey lets get ready for the party before the guests come.
2: k
1: so what to do?
2: Hide the rum!

by FYI Informing Person April 23, 2017

hide and seed

a sexualised version of the children's game "hide and seek", the seeker must find the hider and once found the seeker cums inside them
this game is best played in your own house naked

Person 1: wanna play some hide and seed?
Person 2: sure i'd love to, i'm gonna hide
Person 2: hides
Person 1: 3, 2, 1...
Person 1: ready or knot here i cum

by Arstotzka69420 September 3, 2023