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Gunker

Something or someone particularly silly or ridiculous
Peter: Skibidi toilet!
Bob: Bro you're such a gunker
by gunkerkongen September 5, 2023
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Gunker

a slur typically to describe a jew or person of jewish descent . other forms of this consist of “Gunka” and “Gunk”
(jew) “hey man how’s it going”

(non-jew) “Shut up you filthy Gunker”
by Magnum dongus the III April 14, 2024
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Gunkle Spunk

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey
Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"
by xbot7564 June 30, 2024
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Ginkelarmachinque

Ginkelarmachinque n. /ˈɡɪŋ.kəl.ˌɑ r.mə.ʃɪŋk/

When something is the ultimate example of an adjective. Used half-jokingly when you want to say something totally is that thing.

A noun regarded as the archetypal or quintessential embodiment of a particular adjective; that which most perfectly represents a given quality.

It was coined as a whimsical word construct as there was no known definition for the archtype noun for any given adjective.

Created by a guy named Glenn Irvine as a funny way to describe when something perfectly nails an adjective. Early 2000s, Australia.
A Ginklearmachinque is the primary example used to describe an adjective in common speech.

eg. An apple is the Ginkelarmachinque of red, it is most commonly used to describe the colour.

The sky is the Ginkelarmachinque of blue today.
That Koala is so typically the Ginkelarmachinque of cute.
by Guren Doshin February 4, 2026
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GUNKER

A goon bunker. A place for bros to hang out.
The bros are all heading out to the gunker later to hang out.
by Cometfeetpics February 13, 2026
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Gunsel

A guy that sniffs little girls bike seats
That Ole gunsel was down at the bike racks at the elementary school sniffing seats !
by Goober sniffer August 9, 2025
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The Gunkening

(Pronounced-Gunk-eh-ning) The Gunkening is when everyone on earth ejaculates on December first. It’s a direct result of NNN, and usually is dangerous.It’s an important day recognized by everyone, especially males. Usually, sperm tends to dry and clump, therefore the term “gunk” is sometimes used as a synonym. Prepare weeks before, since massive gunk-zombies may appear spontaneously. The “Gunk-Zombies” usually spawn in Ohio. The best way to defeat Gunk-Zombies is by trapping them in giant socks. Although Gunk-Zombies are common, scientists aren’t sure why or how the appear, some speculate it’s from the evolution of sperm cells.
“Bro, watch out, The Gunkening is gonna

happen in a few weeks!”

“BRO THE GUNK-ZOMBIES SPAWNED!”
by GoobyGoober November 13, 2022
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