Grumpy goat

A vagina so lonely it will eat anything

Wow, look at that grumpy goat!

by cattle_herder_22 February 09, 2018

The Grumpy Cat

An insanely alcoholic beverage comprised of 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots Bacardi 151, 2 shots of Gin, and 2 1\2 cups of cranberry juice.

Mr.: Hey, wanna throw down The Grumpy Cat?

Ms: Hell yeah, let's get trashed!

by Capt. Crump July 11, 2013

righteous grumpy

a fully satisfying bowel movement

fred was in the bathroom handling a righteous grumpy

by alex dodsworth November 11, 2008

Grumpy Douglas

When you have a shit really bad and then a huge steaming pile of shit comes out grumbling at you.

"I had to take a grumpy douglas after eating all those chicken wings last night"

by Verminoth February 18, 2014

Grumpy Muffin

When you and your loved one want to make sexy time and you have to poop, so you first grab frozen blueberries from freezer. Next, both get naked and and man sits on SO face facing towards SO feet and asks, "Will you lick my __________." Then the person getting licked takes a massive dump on the face of the SO and and quickly sprinkles blueberries on the poop, on the face. SO then cusses you out, wipes the poop from the eyes, and frowns.

Last night I asked my girlfriend to lick my nuts while I sat on her face, but I really had to go poop, too. I ended up pooping on her face and giving her a "Grumpy Muffin." She was not happy about it.

by Desperate Grandpa June 08, 2019

Grumpy Time

The time of day in which some people always use the toilet.

My friend takes a dookie at 4pm everyday. We call it his "Grumpy Time."

by Sneaky Jennay October 03, 2009

Grumpy Sexola

The act of shoving a crayola marker into the genitalia of any chosen gender, and there’s only two you got a dick or a clit, then viciously pulling up and down on the chosen marker.

Matt: Hey Magnus, how was the grumpy sexola?!
Magnus: It was fantastic, my semen smelt like ink :)

by MrButtFuckerTucker November 01, 2017