gobble the goose

oral sex

susie loooovvvveeees to gobble charlie's goose!

by haley December 30, 2003

get the gobble

to leap into action at the precise moment as to catch a males ejaculate in ones mouth.

She busted out her famous yoga crunch to "get the gobble"...

by Mr. Wayne August 15, 2008

gobble gobble gobble

how turkeys say i love you 🦃

they turkey said “gobble gobble gobble” to the other turkey

by noimnotasimp November 26, 2020

gobbledygook

Talk or writing that is long, pompous, vague, and too involved.

Gobbledygook only confuses people. Say exactly what you mean and keep it short.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

globber

This is the noise made by a live, swamp-
dwelling mattress that is deeply moved by a story of personal
tragedy. The word can also, according to The Ultra-Complete
Maximegalon Dictionary of Every Language Ever, mean the noise
made by the Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop on discovering that he
has forgotten his wife's birthday for the second year running.
Since there was only ever one Lord High Sanvalvwag of Hollop, and
he never married, the word is only ever used in a negative or
speculative sense, and there is an ever-increasing body of
opinion which holds that The Ultra-Complete Maximegalon
Dictionary is not worth the fleet of lorries it takes to cart its
microstored edition around in. Strangely enough, the dictionary
omits the word "floopily", which simply means "in the manner of
something which is floopy".

The mattress globbered.

by Anonymous January 22, 2003

gobble a shitty stick

to slide your stick in and out a juicy rectum until it gets a nice patina. Then (and only then) it may be gobbled like a roast while you go "mh ya, you like to gobble that thing huh?" and she goes "mhh ya tastes so good.. could gobble all night long"

Na you ma girlfrend! A wont letyou gobble a shitty stick like that!

by mariaaa February 10, 2008

Gobbie Monster

A girl who loves to suck off guys as much as she can. Usually a swallower and must have completed atleast 10 bjs to earn the title.

Dude, did you see that girl at the party last night?

Yeah, I heard she is a total 'gobbie monster!'.

by MitchTheCreator November 2, 2011