crunchy granola

a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way

everyone at wesleyan university (excluding Emily and i)

by professor chaos May 23, 2003

granola

someone who loves the outdoors and constantly does activities in it.

wears "life is good" shirts, chacos, keens, and other outdoors-y brands

likes to hike, canoe, camp, play UFO and other sports, etc.

Your going granola?

by lizcaitlin August 20, 2010

granola

A person who dresses like a hippy, eats natural foods (granola), and is usually a Liberal, but in all other ways is a typical middle class white person, and is likely to revert back to being straight when they finish college.

Did you see that granola chick at the farmer's market buying bean sprouts?
Yeah, her new Volvo was parked next to me.

by anonymous July 11, 2004

Granola hot

1. A girl who is naturally beautiful. She is pretty without make-up. Usually has a sun-kissed freckly look. Cute facial features. The nice ones are usually granola hot.

"she wasn't drop dead sexy, she was granola hot"
guy1: "think she's hot?"
guy2: "yeah, but she doesn't need make-up, she's granola hot"
"stay away form the ones with too much make-up, you want a girl thats granola hot!"
"i need me a granola hot country girl!"

by shario15 October 20, 2011

Nature's Valley Granola Bars

The candy bar of health food

Person A-"Dude, I'm eating healthier, Im eating these new Nature's Valley Granola Bars!"
Person B-"Those are not that healthy, they are like the candy bar of health food...."

by Adheesive June 14, 2008

grake

Slang for a fish's male genitalia

Ew did you see that fish's grake?
Yeah man it was huge.

by psychokoalalover July 31, 2017

Granola Bar

A piece of fecal matter trotted from someone who has a colorful diet. (Vegetables, corn, etc.) This piece of fecal matter commonly looks like a granola bar (sometimes if it were green.)

"Dude, don't go vegan."
"Why?"
"I tried it once, every crap you deposit is a granola bar."

by A Granola Bar July 31, 2016