Goober

Ugly, tall, lanky male. Often has pimples the size of South Africa and a disgusting protruding mouth (and gonorrhea).

Boy 1: I know you've never hooked up with anyone, you're too ugly!
Goober: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

by Reid Parker May 14, 2004

Goober

1. A fat or unattractive person.
2. Someone highly annoying and/or stupid.

"That fools a straight goober"
"Damn that girl's hella ugly. She's a goober."

by Euless December 9, 2007

Goober

also known as Carrie, as defined by Ashley

man...that goober has really big boobs

by matt January 27, 2004

Goober

Goober is the last bit of a bottle of coke which nobody wants because it has gone a bit salivery, the common cause of this is from the direct application of the lips to the coke bottle, resulting in a bit of saliva entering the coke bottle with each sip.

N.B Goober can form in any drink bottle, not neccesarily coke.

"I'll pay you 10 bucks if you drink the goober out of that coke bottle"

"I don't want to drink that, Its got goober in it"

by rooba777 January 4, 2005

Goober

A person who is very sloppy. You can see them wearing torn clothing that doesn't match with stains all over them, messy hair, doesn't brush their teeth, has their shoes on the wrong feet, etc. Clumsy. A slob.

Rachel is such a Goober!

by NIIIIIICOLE December 6, 2006

Goober

referring to me, Gagan Singh an extremely well game player.

Omg, i am teh 1337 b/c i saw goober!!11!!

by Gagan Singh April 25, 2005

Goober

A ball of earwax, not to be mistaken for booger, which is the G and B reversed.

EWWW! He' got goober his face!

by John Doe July 9, 2004