Get the gunching mug.When a man sticks his penis in his own anus and clenches his buttocks to grow the size of his penis. Similar to jelqing but a handless experience.
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Get the Gorching mug.1. The state of being physically stuck in one spot (usually on a couch or bed) because you are "doom-scrolling" or "rot-watching" content, despite having a full bladder, hunger, or urgent chores.
2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.
2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.
"I was supposed to leave for the gym an hour ago, but I’ve just been glurking on TikTok for the last forty minutes."
I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."
I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."
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Get the Glurking mug.It’s deprived from the Latin word tupclintu and can be used as a hip turn of rain, crying, showers, sweat, and as the young people like to say turn up (By: The Ultimate Tiara Rich)
Examples:
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The baby is wet glitching.
Why did you wet glitching on the toilet seat.
It’s wet glitching outside.
The baby is wet glitching.
Why did you wet glitching on the toilet seat.
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