manga gland

A small gland located above the spleen which secretes the need for manga. This gland is only located in a small portion of the human population, but is present in all cats, red pandas and sparrows.

Whilst walking through Border's, I could feel my manga gland tingle.
Whenever I watch a Miyazaki film, my manga gland kicks on and I spend all my money on manga.

by Graaaah June 28, 2007

glance fuck

A longing, desperate, smoldering glance at a stranger, strategically engineered to command their sexual attention.

I glanced fucked this girl through a cafe window this morning, but she looked away. She's probably a lesbian.

by izikeyl July 6, 2005

Farting Glances

When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.

The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

Gland-in-hand combat

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.

Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.

by J Rogers September 8, 2005

Meat Glancer

A person (usually male) that quickly looks at another man's junk then looks away. Not to be confused with Meat Gazing, which takes longer.

I caught a meat glancer in the shitter checkin out my twig-n-berries.

by anonymous1a2b3c November 15, 2006

glans

The fireman's helmet; the head of the penis; the red, sensitive part near the tip: the part that if you lick it hard enough will make your man cum.

Tom nibbled and licked Greg's glans until Greg squealed.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005