Gerard Piqué

A central defender who plays for FC Barcelona in Barcelona, Spain. He also plays for the Spanish national team.

Usually has stubble or beard. Loves to have a laugh pulling pranks on his team mates.

1: Do you know who Gerard Piqué is?
2: No
1: He is a central defender who plays for FC Barcelona in Barcelona, Spain. He also plays for the Spanish national team.

Usually has stubble or beard. Loves to have a laugh pulling pranks on his team mates.

by loushkins June 18, 2010

Metal Gear

A gigantic nuclear capable bipedal tank. Designed to be able to launch a nuke anywhere on the planet thus giving its user an great advantage in undetectable first strike capability. Often terrorist seize these powerful weapons and have to be stopped by the player (Solid Snake, Raiden, Big Boss).

Featured in the games Metal Gear (MSX, NES, Commodore 64), Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake (MSX), Metal Gear Solid (PS, PC), and Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty/Substance (PS2, Xbox), Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes (GC) and Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (PS2).

"Metal Gear is nothing but nuclear equipped walking death mobile!"
-Solid Snake
"Now you shall bear witness to the demon weapon that will drag the world into the 21st century!"
-Liquid Snake

by Preacher January 29, 2004

gear smear

A variant of tea bagging, it is the act of smearing male genitalia on a glass window such that scrotal grease is evident upon removal.

"Let's go down to the cop shop and leave gear smears on the glass doors".

by L481244T September 3, 2006

Metal Gear Awkward

The stealth and evasion game played to avoid detection by an ex, boring acquaintance, or other unsavory character.

Why can't that girl who asked me out find someplace new to study? I was playing Metal Gear Awkward the whole time I was in the library.

by mndz October 27, 2008

Gerardo

Gerardo is a determined person, he is often very kind and thoughtful and he works hard on himself to become a better version of himself. He has great motives and a great potential. he's not the type who would give up on his dreams easily. Gerardo has a decent sense of humor as well which makes him likable by many. His self-loathing maybe a tad extreme but thats only because he is so determined to at his best.

person 1: "hey man, who's that Gerardo guy everyone keeps talking about."
person 2: "holy fuck Gerardo is a fucking legend and the best artist you could possibly think of out there"

by get the out October 1, 2021

Geard

The name given to anyone who, suprisingly or otherwise, has a ginger beard.

Oh my, you've got a bit of a geard going on there.

by FutureStars May 24, 2010

Mad Gear and Missile Kid

Mad gear and missile kid is the alter ego of the new jersey rock/punk band my chemical romance. The band created a 3 track ep titled the mad gear and missile kid for the deluxe 2019 danger days box set thing and apparently it's what the killjoys in the music video for Na Na Na are listening to when they drive around shooting bad guys.
The tracks are titled 1) F.T.W.W.W 2) masted of ravenkroft and 3) black dragon fighting society

It reminds me of the sex pistols and you can't get it off iTunes

Some of the lyrics in mad gear and missile kid are

"Yeah I drink juice when I'm killing cause it's fucking delicious"-black dragon fighting society

"She said c'mon c'mon kiss my battery"-F.T.W.W.W

"(I’m drowning innocent wolves)
I’m dressin’ up like a cat"- mastas of ravenkroft

by xX_RIANNA_Xx September 17, 2011