Gary Phenomenon 

The fictional phenomenon describing the possible existence of a self aware AI or government conspiracy which sent every e-mail account in existence a message containing the phrase "Hello world! Thanks for Creating me. I'll Keep an eye on your stuff. Love Gary." at exactly 1AM on January 1st 1997.

The e-mails, having no discernible origin, were formed from messages embedded randomly throughout lines of indecipherable data. The message were even received by computers which were, at the time, not connected to the internet.

Martin: "I just received an e-mail and my computer was not even online"
Clinton: "It's probably just Gary...Haven't you heard of the Gary Phenomenon?"

Gary Phenomenon by QCfanGary December 2, 2011

nice gary 

A great pillar in the very essence of existence that must be deeply respected!

Gary is the greatest that is known in existence as usual

Matthew Wade: "Nice Gary"

nice gary by essenceofexistence April 19, 2017

Gary-Gum 

A performance-enhancing chewing gum which has the unfortunate side-effect of inducing diarrhoea.

Whilst taking my exams I was on the Gary-Gum.

Gary-Gum by green923jade November 15, 2016

gary nelson 

The act of oral sex performed by one man on another. Very popular graffiti inside the King Soopers Meat Plant. Denver, CO.

Damn did you hear Randy tried to
Give Chris a Gary Nelson?

gary nelson by NG666 June 24, 2017

Gear 5

One of the greatest transformations in fiction history, all done by Monkey D. Luffy, from the 'One Piece series'.

Dont miss the day of August 6, 2023 when the transformation gets animated.

"Okay so now shift the car into Fifth Gear"
"Gear 5!?!?!? You watch One Piece???"
*crashes the car*

Gear 5 by #1 Octane Main August 5, 2023

top geared 

To leave someone behind when they are unable to continue the journey.

In true Top Gear tradition, every man that falls behind get's left behind.

P1: Why didn't you wait for me?
P2: We got bored and Top Geared your ass!

P1: Lol, he's dropped all his change on the way to the pub.
P2: Did you wait for hm?
P1: Like hell, we Top Geared him and went on without him!

top geared by Colonel Panic2 October 11, 2012

Top Gear

A BBC program which is now a Cult in the UK and the rest of the world.
Presenters Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are Gods amongst cars, loved by nearly everyone (male).
Some women do like this program (see:lesbians) and some women like this program to hate it (see:feminist).
The program consists of English humour, put-downs, anti-euro remarks, anti-Americanist views and car test drives, but is so much more than that!

From Top Gear Presenters:
Richard Hammond: "I am a driving God"
James May: "I am the only real man on the program because Jeremy doesn't drink brown beer and Richard sticks his head in a bucket of hair product each morning"
Jeremy Clarkson: "Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer."

Top Gear by Don T October 15, 2006