Garfunkel

The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.

Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.

Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.

by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021

Gorfunkle

look up jazz in star wars LOL

bro you just gorfunkled all over the sheets

by raajy November 25, 2021

Garfunkeling

GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.

Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.

by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022

Garfunglebungle

a slur against the human race

man 1 *stubs toe "GARFUNGLEBUNGLE"
man 2 *Gasps "LANGUAGE"

by UwUIwikfootsies May 22, 2022

Garfunkel

(verb) To confuse, mislead, conceive, trick, fool, or to utterly violate someone

2. (noun) An expression of multiple swear words at once such as “fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, dick, “and many racial slurs

1. (verb)“Holy shit Randy just garfunkelled the shit out of Meatball”

2.(noun) Well, Garfunkel

by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022

Garfunkel

1(noun). A word meaning every swear word or racial slur at once.

2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.

(noun) “You piece of Garfunkel!”
(verb) “That guy just garfunkelled the hell out of {name}

by iHeartMilfs303 August 16, 2022

Grunkly

A word that sounds very similar to scrunkly and scrungly, it has more of an opposite definition. Grunkly is short for something being “Gruesomely ugly”.

Person 1: “Did you see that guy over there? Hes so grunkly!”
Person 2: “Really? He’s kind of scrunkly.”

by Amporra November 18, 2022