High as garaffe nuts

1.Something thats really high
2.Term defining the mental state after consuming a large amount of narcotics

Yo that cunt Cindy left my TV and my AC on all night I bet my electric bill is gonna be High as garaffe nuts

Man I smoked that big ass blunt earlier and got high as garaffe nuts

by Un10nCarb1d4 May 20, 2009

garage sale

When people sell their old/used/worthless things on their front yard at bargain-basement prices. Called such because people often clear stuff out of their garage, put it on their front yard, and decide that instead of throwing it away, they may as well sell it.

If you add a "b" between the "r" and the second "a" in garage sale, you'll see what a garage sale really is.

by Rodney Basil December 22, 2003

Garand

M1 rifle used in WWII and all the way up to Vietnam as a sniper rifle, largely superseded at that time by the M14 which was in turn superseded by the M16A1, named after its creator John Garand. Garand is an informal term but everyone knows what it means. Properly prounounced like "errand", most people say "guh-rand".

The Nazi's hated the Garand because it was so good at kicking their kraut eating, war-mongering, fascist asses.

by 9 Ball September 22, 2006

garage dweller

a person who dwells in a garage. usually a white middle age man with a family, who enjoys drinking cheap beer in the solitude of his open garage.

i was under the impression that this term was coined by my dad, for he was the only one i had ever heard use it. but i have come to terms with the fact that other people use it too.

those fuckin' garage dwellers are staring at us again.

by yokahanapoopeepants January 1, 2009

Garassed

To be very intoxicated

Rusty looks really garassed tonight boys.

by MDW22 February 2, 2010

Garage life

To live your life in your garage, wrenching on cars, trucks, motorcycles, and wiring speakers. Usually when someone lives the "garage life" they use narcotics to fuel them fir many days at a time. Very rarely does anything actually get completed, or built while living the garage life. Many projects are started, most are not completed.

Doug has been living that garage life wiring speakers for 3 days straight. That guy has more speakers than sound bank.

by Franky Ratchet July 20, 2016

garage toad

When it's so cold outside that your balls go inside your body resembling a toad going in its hole

Dude it's so cold, that I have a garage toad right now

by Garageman June 10, 2017