Graffenberg Spot

long term word for G-Spot

Susie: Greetings Joe, I would much enjoy it if you would massage my Graffenberg Spot.
Joe: Yo hibby what?
Susie: Uhhh.....what's the slang around here?....oh yeah, my G-Spot.
Susie: A'ight dawg.

by Garnoffagus June 11, 2006

gaff cape

superior word for dressing gown or house coat, gaff, meaning house, and cape, meaning a part of a longer coat that falls below the neckline.

person 1: am away to put my gaff cape on

person 2: aw sound mate catch

by KayleighMacd March 10, 2020

gafted

To steal something or someone for ones own profit

I gafted that fools $20 bucks from his wallet.

by thizzy marley October 24, 2005

Gafftard

A celebrity or public officer who, upon being placed in front of a microphone or a video recording device, is unwaveringly committed to saying something shockingly stupid and/or nonsensical. Usually the comments are so awful that even the speaker's most staunch and committed supporters must hastily move to distance themselves from the comment(s) and the person.

Senator Akin's comments regarding "Legitimate Rape" earned him the honor of being a Gafftard.

by anon Pi August 22, 2012

gaffing her trout

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout

Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered

by loljk12345 March 13, 2015

gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 6, 2003

gayfer

Gay motherfucker.

Shut yo mouth gayfer!

by Yo mama bitch! March 12, 2003