Funky Grawler

To take a Shit, to deficate in the toilet.

hey man let me go to the bathroon and take a funky grawler

by jeepman321 April 3, 2009

PanGalactic GargleBlaster

An alcoholic drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, the effect of which is like having your brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Beverage Menu:

1) PanGalactic GargleBlaster (Recommended) - Free Refills (Not Recommended)

by bathelm December 11, 2011

scrot-gargler

also scroat-gargler

Noun.

A person who is so utterly pathetic that they just occupy space but have no purpose in life. Although one would infer from the name that their job would be to gargle my balls, the truth is, they would not even be good at that.

That self centered douchebag troll is such a scrot-gargler. What a waste of space. I wish he would fucking die.

by superman75 May 15, 2014

Gargleflats

What you say when someone coughs to be polite and wicked hardcore

Person 1:*cough* Person 2:Gargleflats

by Kat November 18, 2003

Geagle

A “cool eagle”. Or, this can be an eagle who has reputation in the nest

Ms Gordon is a Geagle! She is so fast and confused!

by Confusedhelpful January 31, 2019

gargle

vibrating a liquid in your throat

she gargled the fluid

by That Bum May 27, 2005

garglejob

this is a type of oral sex in which the performer keeps the penis in their throat during orgasm and gargles the semen around the end of the penis

Well, Mr. McDonald, if you want a garglejob you'll have to pay extra. I usually have to drink a whole 6 pack to clean all of the ejaculatory fluid out of my throat.

by masochistmonkeyjoe February 18, 2009