A googlemeister is someone who either uses googletoo much or for misleading purposes.
Sometimes a person will start a thread on the ESPN message board with a theme like funny quotes or jokes, and someone will spam the thread with many copy and pasted items from google. Using google to make replies that help make you sound smart and/or educated is another common ploy of the googlemeister.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"