gragle

to wrestle while growling or acting like an animal taking down its prey. Raspberries, steam-rolling and tickling are generally involved.

As I walked through the door my wife pounced on me and gragled me unmerciful.

gragle by atafrica March 11, 2011

Gradle 

A dank ass Widespread Panic song heard best under the influence of alcohol or narcotic to “heighten” the experience.

This song was written by John Bell and only called Gradle because he happened to be using the “Gradl” font on his computer when he wrote it down.

I was eating my sustainabily sourced, organic, non-GMO, conflict free, veggie burrito when Widespread started jammin’ Gradle.

Gradle by WSMFP! May 30, 2019

gargle me 

"gargle me" most used with the 🤞 emoji is an epic new phrase to tell everyone

gargle me Charlie kirk

gargle me by versions hype house December 3, 2020

Grangle 

Verb - referring to, or the action of, being strangled by a ghost.

That spooky spirit just wrapped it's cold hands around Matt's neck and grangled him.

Grangle by I-Got-Grangled August 31, 2021

Gargle Status 

The point of being really below average at MechAssault.

If I played in Dr Falcon & Joofer's room all the time, I would never make it past Gargle status! NA MEAN!

Gargle Status by WiLePeTeR June 17, 2010

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 

An alcoholic drink described in Douglas Adams's book, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.

The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself.

Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit, it says.

Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V - Oh, that Santraginean sea water, it says. Oh those Santraginean fish!!!

Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).

Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.

Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Sun deep into the heart of the drink.

Sprinkle Zamphour.

Add an olive.

Drink ... but ... very carefully ...

(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.)

--Douglas Adams

"Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty-ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia."

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster by Encaitare June 14, 2005

spunk gargler 

Usual money shot in any porno film. Derogatory term for homosexual. See also 'man-mouthwash'.

No wonder his breath stinks the spunk gargler has been using man-mouthwash again

spunk gargler by Nick T W January 30, 2008