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Goo Blockers

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).
Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.
by GooBlockerBreaker May 12, 2009
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Goo Morning

Jiz on a chick's face while she's sleeping. When she wakes up, yell "GOO MORNING!!"
This morning I woke my girlfriend up by jizzing on her face and yelling "GOO MORNING!!!"
by Respectlmno34 April 26, 2011
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goo harpoon

1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.

2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
1.

SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.

2.

The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
by Mickey Nation December 14, 2008
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goo goo g'joob

1) The sound a walrus makes. =O OMG REALLY.

2) Also a phrase found in the chorus of "I Am The Walrus" by the Beatles, written by John Lennon. B-side of the single "Hello, Goodbye" (not the emo band, no) and appearing on the Magical Mystery Tour LP.
1) Man, the walrus just bit me. And you know what it said? Goo goo g'joob.

2) I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus... GOO GOO G'JOOOOOOOB.
by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005
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Goo Tip

a.k.a. "The Gooey T."
It's more than just an erection. It's when a guy likes something so much he gets a little goo on the tip of his wang. A tiny wet spot in the boxers is a sure sign that a Goo Tip has recently made an appearance.
"Hell yeah Matt's mom is a roast. I get a Goo Tip just watching her make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
by Stevie T-Bags September 4, 2008
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goo goo bear

by faxnein January 9, 2015
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goo gargler

A person who performs oral sex on a man & swallows
the semen when he ejaculates.
I've heard rumor's that she's a real goo gargler!
That way, she be a little slut, but still claim she's a virgin because her virginity is intact.
by L Rocker June 11, 2006
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