Port Glasgow

Town, Next door to Greenock.It's a bit like Greenock's uglier noisier annoying little brother,Home to the Port bird and lots of Glasgow Celtic supporters.

Port Glasgow is more commonly called the Port

by william the wallace March 16, 2006

Glasgow Kiss

A Headbutt that knocks someone out. The headbutt is much used as a method of attack in Glasgow pubs on a friday night- hence the name The Glasgow Kiss.

Drunkard in a fight: "Say that once more mate and you'll be getting the Glasgow Kiss"

by Regis from Bognor April 9, 2006

glasgo kiss

a totally unexpected headbutt to the bridge of the nose, often breaking it leaving the person staggering around dazed holding their bloody nose

"the bitch dumped me and walked away" "oh man! what did you do?" " i turned her back round and gave that Ho the glasgo kiss. " ooooohhhh mannnn Titsss bro that is tits.

by TitsManJhonny February 24, 2010

Glangin

acting in a nonchalantly cool manner. or simply to be cool

1 "What's up?"
" just glangin."

2 "dude! that car is so glangin!"

by glangstas May 25, 2010

glasgow superbowl

When there is a group of 6men and one midget women, then the guys play american football with the midget for 10minutes and the man with most touch downs gets to piledrive her

Me and my buddies are playing the glasgow superbowl tonight with the midget from down the lane

by poseidon1221 October 24, 2014

Glasgow tumbleweed

Pink and white striped or plain blue plastic bags used to buy alcohol from independent off-sales retailers. Discarded to the streets by the alcoholics who made the purchases to forever roam the streets like the plants they're named after.

Jim's cab just overheated because it run over a Glasgow tumbleweed and it got stuck to the grille.

by cowboyecosse July 4, 2014

Glasgow Picnic

Salted peanuts poured into a bag of crisps, shaken a bit, and then enjoyed.

A delicacy popular in Glaswegian beer gardens and other drinking establishments.

"I'm getting too pissed, I need to get some food."
"What's wrong with a Glasgow Picnic?"

by EduardoBellini April 20, 2019