Germ x lube

When an emo needs lube so he can get it on with another emo.

The emo kid rubbed his nub with germ x lube

by CancerMurmer69 April 12, 2017

He-man germ

the .01% percent germ that cant be killed by ANY disinfectants soaps.

tv: "Lysol kills 99.9% percent of germs"

Boy: "dad how come it doesnt kill 100%"

Dad: "because that last germ is a He-man germ!"

by duddies February 24, 2011

mandy germ disease

It is a bacteria and virus that is uncurable. It spreads through both female and male, attacking the genetilias. Spreading the disease known as "The Mandy", or an British slang for "Itchy Balls and Ovaries". The virus mutates in the Breast, in particular the left breast.

You just got the mandy germ disease, stay away from me, you may make my balls itch too.

by Casey Parker April 8, 2008

There are other germs on your hands.

There are other germs on your hands: So, pretty much, this is a saying coined by Sam Martens . It's like an urban version of "There are other fish in the Sea." But, it's better. Mostly because she's pretty dern awesome. She alledgedly went mad one day, from a germ-related illness and stabbed herself in the stomache. Ki...lling herself and her pregnantness. (Georgios: your-go.) FYI: i love that kid! (:

"Oh, you're not over him? Don't worry, there are other germs on your hands."

by Sam Martens. December 6, 2009

a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022

Germ Baes

The act of 2 people who are In a significant relationship are ill at home away from school talking to eachother and a friend that has to suffer at school.

"You guys are germ baes"

by ImAGermBae March 16, 2017

Germ Donor

Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.

Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.

by peterbruce01 January 7, 2009