Barrow In Furness

Shithole in Northwest England. A place where you can walk 100yards and find a chav, every street has dog shit on it, where it rains practically everyday and has a bad reputation for knife and drug crime. I'm UNFORTUANATE enough to live here. it's cold. I need to move to a warmer climate

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by GetMeOuttaHere91 December 22, 2008

Barrow in Furness

The absolute shittiest place in the whole of the north west of england. Rife with unemployment, chavs and knife crime. Typical barrow lad wears a tracksuit, a shit pair of nike trainers that most likely came from a dumpster and a hoodie that has holes and cigarette burns. Nearly everyone smokes and drinks cheap carbon shite cider. It rains nearly everyday even in summer, and when they do get sun and warm weather, usually in march for a week, everyone strips off and sunbathes even though it's only 16 degrees. Famous residents include mad russ the dog walker, jamie mary and april flowers both of whom are barrow's resident trannys. Entertainment includes shagging, drinking, smoking, doing heroin, hurling abuse at police officers, revving the fuck out of cars on hollywood park or going into kavannas and skint to get trashed and walk around in other peoples' piss. If you have any sense do not go there.

Person1-lets go to barrow in furness i heard its a right laugh
person2-nah mate i got arrested there once for calling a copper a wanker and its a total shithole.

by The_Purple_Unicorn October 26, 2012

moving the furnature

having noisy sex in another room

oh addison and joe are upstairs moving the furnature

by bjorn b December 31, 2005

Barrow in Furness

Barrow in Furness was probably a nice place alot of years ago.Unfortunately though,in recent years it has gradually fallen victim to inter-breeding.

Evidence of this can be seen in 80% of faces which look very similar and have the same miserable expression.Also, the typical Barrovian fuck wit tends to walk in the same manner, making himself look as big and hard as possible and grunting while making eye contact with any rival male who looks better off than he is.This rival male is most probably from out of town of course.yep, im glad i dont live there, although i did work there for a long while, God it was crap in Barrow in Furness.

by Lydon1970 March 10, 2009

German Furnace

A self inflicted Dutch Oven. Farting under your covers and pulling them over your own head to enjoy your gastro aroma!

Dude, I love smelling my own ass so much I am a frequent occupant of the German Furnace.

by AD218 August 26, 2008

furnace filter

While performing sexual relations in the ever popular doggy-style position, said male retreives his dirty underwear and at the perfect interval, stuffs them unexecpectedly in her mouth as she moans. Timing is crucial in this act. A quick getaway is sometimes needed. It is required by man-law to tell all friends when this has been properly executed. Thanks JP

"Cody told me he pulled off a furnace filter last night after bar time with that milf from next door. Awesome"

by 4nick8r March 14, 2009

Food Furniture

Garnish or any part of prepared food that isn't meant to be eaten.

You don't need to eat that basil, that's food furniture.

by J. Zabel August 28, 2007