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Dumb Fuckistan

Term that was used to label "red states" following the Presidential elections in 2004 for voting for DUBYA.
"Man I am so glad i do not live in Dumb Fuckistan".
by Johnny MC Bush November 2, 2008
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Fuckity

Fuckity

fuh-kit-tee

adjective
1. infested with problems

2. Slang; crazy, broken, problematic
I cannot login to my email today. It is certainly acting real fuckity indeed.
by sudsandjunk July 25, 2016
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fuckot

by PoopyPoo August 3, 2005
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fucknot

A species which was considered extinct since the days it roamed the realm of earth in the days when men were confined to caves. Recently however, it has resurfaced to torment mankind again. Usually extremely hairy, it generally has an uncontrollable affinity to members of the female sex which reside in the southern parts of India.
It is a mammal which has no sex, and so cannot have sex. Hence the name. It is considered to be extremely sensitive to it being impotent, thus leading to greater heights of secrecy regarding matters of daily healthy self-help sexual routine of humans.
In terms of intelligence, members of this species are known to be extremely dumb. They try to make up for their stupidity by making extremely pitiable grimaces. However, as the name suggests, regardless of their numerous attempts at getting any forms of sexual experience with members of other species (preference to canines over humans), they are still forced to grow their species asexually.
See also: fucknut, dumbass, moron, dumbfuck, hairy
"Whenever I ask Swaggie whether he shags or not, he always gives a stupid grin that says 'I'm helpless'. What a fucknot!"
"Peter, why do you keep running after girls so desperately? Stop acting like a fucknot!"
by zorro_n_bigdaddy May 27, 2008
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fucknot

A more vulgar use of the word "whatnot". Used when describing a list of things you don't like/ don't like doing.
Guy: Yeah, at work I usually just file paperwork and fucknot.
by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011
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fuckited

Past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of fuckititis.

To be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.
1) John fuckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.

2) "I was so lethargic this evening, I even fuckited masturbating!"
by indecisiviously February 25, 2010
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Fuckitupism

1.The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.

3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
by zingeraddict October 13, 2011
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