Fossil dog

An old ass dog, usually from aged 10 and up the same dog you've had since you were in 1st grade.

"Damn how old is your dog it looks like a fossil"

"Yep its a fossil dog"

by meletonian April 13, 2024

Purge the Fossil Record

Remove all texts, emails, photos and calendar entries pertaining to your old girlfriend from your phone, computer and house.

Well, I don’t wanna see her face ever again. Time to purge the fossil record…

by anonymous September 27, 2022

fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022

Fossil Fucker

A younger male who purposely 'hits on' older ladies (usually aged over 40 and single) for the purpose of sex.

Look at that guy hitting on that old woman - man, bet he's a fossil fucker!

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 18, 2018

fossil bottom

an old, gay bottom that likes to get railed. often used to be considered a twink when younger. hole is loose and pliable.

Wow, what a gape! That old twink Brian has become a fossil bottom.

by bastardlybasic July 9, 2023

Fossil phone

When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001

Your shitty fossil phone barely works

by Blackshadow105 October 14, 2016

Fossil strip

To be a fat fossil/ weirdo.

Your a fossil strip.

by Fossil48 November 7, 2017