filtercrap

The act of taking a shit, or a dump, in the airfilter of someones car, so that whenever the owner turns on the air-conditioning, or especially the heating, the car will spew out the vile smell of shit in the airfilter.

person1: My girlfriend just dumped me... iu wish i could get back at her.

person2: awe, thats a shame, she had a really nice car. hey! i just had a great idea!

person1: is it an evil revenge scheme to get back at her?

person2: lets take a dump in her car's air filter! her car will smell like shit for EVER!

person1: yeah! great idea, we'll give her the best "filtercrap" ever!

by maxkosz December 3, 2009

Facebook filter

Eliminating information that is inappropriate or uninteresting from your Facebook posts.

I wish she wouldn't use Facebook to bitch out her friend. Does she not know all 300 of her friends can read it? She should use her Facebook filter.

by peanutpepper May 27, 2009

brita filter

when you squirt water into a girl's pussy using a straw then drink it back out with said straw

yo last night i brita filtered this bitch and that water was nasty.

by cheek June 19, 2007

Filter Friend

A friend that tells everyone everything. You need to filter what you say to them, because they will undoubtedly tell everyone anything you say.

"so i heard you slept with dave.."
"WHAT? who told you that?"
"gina"
"that damn filter friend. i knew i shouldnt have told her!"

by sarakata September 14, 2007

no filter

A term used to describe an unedited photo.

no edit/no filterimage is as it appears

by tiggrr December 22, 2013

Flutered

Irish slag for being drunk

He was absolutely flutered last night

by sfpaddy March 30, 2004

Dog Filter

When a girl has the dog filter on SnapChat she probably sucks off he entire football and soccer team or if so they are hugely acosiated with suckin dick

Friend: Bro I just got given heads by this girl she sucked off the hole soccer team

Me: she probably uses the dog filter from snapchat

by YourFriendlyNeighberhoodBlackG December 24, 2018