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Big Fiddy

It’s where you bust 7 nuts a day for 7 days then a finale on midnight the last day.

Usually a statement from a man to his partner, when he is about to go vacation.

Often met with retaliation and/or violent complaints of how tired or uninterested the supporting party is.

The “Big Fiddy” is an accomplishment of few people, some notable, such as: Bill Clinton (not surprised) and Hugh Hefner which was successful in 43 out of 44 attempts. Many people claim that the failure was due to a pubic hair friction fire.
This is likely to be a feasible claim given that the incident occurred New Years Eve 1974.

The most questionable case of achievement was Cellini Rossellini “The Pepperoni King of Wheeling“

It was told that he allegedly extinguished the crotch fire caused by Hefner back in 1974. He claimed that the latter was the finale for his 52nd “Big Fiddy” that year, Thus indicating that he had busted 2600 nuts (one every 3.5 hours) in 1974 alone. This is the only known occurrence of a “twin-cix hunnit”
Given his newfound devout Christianity, he declined to speak with the team on the matter.
Me- “I need you on point, I’m going for the Big Fiddy.”
Wife- “Big Fiddy?”
Me- “ Yeah it’s where you bust 7 nuts a day for 7 days then a finale on midnight the last day”
Wife- “Omg, your an idiot, I want a divorce”
Me- “Good Going, I was going to put this on Urban Dictionary and you fucking ruined it!”
by Jackin’overhanded September 11, 2021
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fiddy cent

1. (n) Rapper 50 Cent

2. (n) A "thug" way to pronounce 50 cents.
1. Yo, did you see Fiddy Cent's new video?

2. Look nigga, I found fiddy cents
by Dolla Bill February 2, 2004
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fiddle farting

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.
You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.
by Name 111 April 11, 2014
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Twat Fiddler

Someone who is a lesbian

Stimulation of the clitoris with toungue or finger
She left me for that dyke down the road i knew she was twat fiddler all along
by Tom Lebowitz September 5, 2008
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kiddie fiddler

by Speedracer August 26, 2003
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greazy fiddle

While showering, someone simultaneously strokes your cock while giving you a soapy reach around, not unlike the bowing of the bluegrass violin.
While taking a pre sex shower my lady friend gave me the greazy fiddle, ensuring the cleanliness of my wedding tackle.
by mogwi June 20, 2011
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Kiddie Fiddler

One who enjoys the company of those under the age of 16. A bit too much.
I heard that guy Leorae is a kiddie fiddler. He's chatting up a 14 yr old boy!
by MrsGraham March 15, 2009
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