Fetching Midget

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.

Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!

by legitBOSS December 15, 2011

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Felching Hat

A hat that incorporates drinking straw glasses that must circle the eyes or ears, specifically used for the art of sucking semen from a human orafice.

Ben was off to the party, he had packed his McCombe) but knew he needed to grab his Felching Hat as there was a large chance for some coridas.

by Ben Jones June 7, 2018

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The action of massaging a mans balls and sucking their tip simultaneously, making them cum faster, then you use their semen to create the end of an arrow onto their cock and then freezing it, hence creating an 'arrow' out of the mans cock and cum.

Bro, my girl just did the Danish fletching on me, it was so good!

by weednosethereindeer June 18, 2023

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felching

To blow your hot, creamy load into your partner's anal orifice, then removing the aforementioned cream with your mouth, only to make out with your partner.

by Kojack September 26, 2003

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