A Fart is loud & gregarious. Others are sometimes annoyed by him. He is funny & everyone knows his opinion. A Fart is focused & tenacious. He enjoys his sport but doesn't like interruptions. He is a box checker & doesn't allow things to linger. Watch him if you want to see something get done! 37% males; 4% incorrectly assume they are Farts.
Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
Duffers & Farts are male. Muffers & Cakes are female. Easy to determine regardless of the age but they technically need to be 60 to qualify for title.
by eatrawstayhealthy December 7, 2011
Get the Fartmug. 
A release of gas from the anus. A typical fart contains 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, 4% oxygen, 1% other.
1. Your fart reeks of sulfur!
2. Methane cuddles are what I call farts. For they are warm and contain 7% methane.
2. Methane cuddles are what I call farts. For they are warm and contain 7% methane.
by 0% SNAFFU December 11, 2017
Get the Fartmug. The fart is a result of compounds breaking down Poop through alchemical process into vapor, resulting in said vapor escaping the o-ring seal, of the human combustion system, resulting in olfactory retrieval of Poop
by Dante925 September 24, 2011
Get the Fartmug. by SUSCREAMY September 30, 2017
Get the Fartmug. The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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by A random, unknown person October 25, 2017
Get the Fartmug.