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Typical Freeport Girl

A Senior (2010)girl from the small town of Freeport, PA who acts like a complete and total stuck up bitch. Common phrases from the "TFG" include "soooo immature" as if they are any more mature than everyone else in the school. Many times they believe that hanging out with all girls is a ton better than chilling with everyone as a group, and they act like sex and anything related to it is foreign to them, aka A Freeportian Prude. This class of Freeport girls will go down in history as the most boring and stuck up class of females ever to step foot in Freeport Area School District.
They were being a bunch of Typical Freeport Girl's in the cafeteria acting like they were 5 years old.

At the party the Typical Freeport Girls were being themselves avoiding all of the males.

When the boy went on a blind date with the girl he expected a quick hookup, but when she told him she went to the school of Freeport and she was apart of the class of 2010 he bluffed saying he was going to the bathroom and drove home, he knew it was no outlet with the Typical Freeport Girl.
by prude-ness April 11, 2010
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Freezer Elfs

JIM: Damn Freezer Elfs ate all my eggos!
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Freeport, Illinois

Freeport, Illinois is a small mid western town about 100 miles NW of Chicago. Gerald McClellan a WBO and WBC middleweight champion, Deacon Davis of the Harlem Globetrotters, Preston Pearson an NFL football star, and Robert Johnson, the founder of BET, were all born and raised in Freeport. Calista Flockhart from 'Ally McBea'l was also born there.

The famous Lincoln-Douglas debate of 1858 took place in Freeport and the Billibeck pretzel factory thrived there in the late 1800's. The Freeport High School mascot, to this day, is a pretzel! PRETZEL POWER!

Freeport has more than 800 acres of parks with many activities. At the beautiful Krape Park there is miniature golf, tennis courts, 2 waterfalls, an old-fashioned carousel and firetruck with a fireman's pole. You can also rent a paddle boat to cruise the lovely Yellow Creek.
Freeport, Illinois is a small mid western town about 100 miles NW of Chicago. Gerald McClellan a WBO and WBC middleweight champion, Deacon Davis of the Harlem Globetrotters, Preston Pearson an NFL football star, and Robert Johnson, the founder of BET, were all born and raised in Freeport. Calista Flockhart from 'Ally McBeal' was also born there.

The famous Lincoln-Douglas debate of 1858 took place in Freeport and the Billibeck pretzel factory thrived there in the late 1800's. The Freeport High School mascot, to this day, is a pretzel! PRETZEL POWER!

Freeport has more than 800 acres of parks with many activities. At the beautiful Krape Park there is miniature golf, tennis courts, 2 waterfalls, an old-fashioned carousel and firetruck with a fireman's pole. You can also rent a paddle boat to cruise the lovely Yellow Creek.
by FreeportGirl July 26, 2013
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freezer fart

when you let one rip in a cold place, such as a restaurant's walk-in cooler. Low temperatures have a stench-enhancing property when it comes to farts, so when this act is performed, not only does the fart stay enclosed in the cooler until the door is left open long enough for it to escape, but also smells about ten times worse. In general, freezer farting is a fun and hilarious thing to do.
I ripped one helluva freezer fart in the cooler at work today. Joey went back there to get something and the smell was so bad his eyes started watering. Good times.
by SweetDoggyM January 14, 2016
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Feeding the Freepers

When a Progressive, Liberal or Democrat posts something incredibly stupid on a "left-wing" message board (such as DemocraticUnderground.com) that the freepers can use as part of a straw man argument to discredit their critics.

Publishing a ridiculous anti-Bush theory that can easily held up for ridicule to discredit the real anti-Bush theories.

Publishing a ridiculous conspiracy theory that casts the legitimate conspiracy theories in a bad light.
"Will you please stop saying that the oil companies caused the Tsunami. That's just plain stupid, and all you are doing is feeding the freepers."
by Iandb1 January 8, 2005
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90 degree freezer

A person, especially a girl, who is always cold. The expression comes from the fact that this person could be freezing even if it was 90 degrees outside.
Man, no matter how hot it is outside, my girlfriend is always freezing. I tell you, she's a 90 degree freezer.
by Charles LeDoux January 6, 2008
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