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fossilnet

One of the "biggest Technoblade's sourse of income" and the reason that Carl (horse) exist in the first place
Fossilnet: "If Carl die im stop donating"
Techno: "Welp! Carl never dies then"
by Totally not an orphan March 2, 2022
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Fossiloss

The quantity of fossil fuel (gasoline or Diesel) that is lost or wasted by someone idling their vehicle while interacting with a smartphone
Turn your engine off, dude. Idling in your air-conditioned car playing Candy Crush will lead to gallons of fossiloss.
by Dr. GlitterSparkles September 8, 2019
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fossitt

n.) Someone who is an obvious bullshit liar. v.) The act of making a bullshit lie.

Of course this can also be used as an adj, adv, etc. The main idea here is that the word "fossitt" somehow relates to the most blatent, obvious lie you have ever heard.
n.) "Hey Tim! I won the lottery!""Alex, you're such a fossitt". v.) "Hey Alex, my car can go 300 MPH!""Really?!""No, I'm just fossitting ya! lol".
by none January 28, 2005
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dripping fossit

when you get a girl real wet, then she stands above your head with her legs spread, and lets her cunt drip into your mouth.
i almost drowned from that dripping fossit last night
by dave offner(dream team) January 25, 2005
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fossildick

Elderly men who flirt with and/or try to hook up with women 23 and younger.

Old men who want to date young women.
Yuck, that nasty 'fossildick' keeps staring at me. I heard he followed you around last night and tried to get your phone number.
by J-doll September 9, 2008
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fossilize

Verb: to defecate or take a shit; to poop
"Man, I just ate that taco bell, now I need to fossilize, on the real."
by Leemz May 21, 2008
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Fossilguard

A senior lifeguard in Rockaway Beach that has stuck around so long he could be the father of the new summer guards.
Look at that fossilguard he can still get out there.
Put that fossilguard out to pasture down on 73, he's done!
by Tranquilooo November 21, 2016
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