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Eyes Married Status 

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
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eyes are open 

The precursor of being fully "woke". Willing to self educate as to comply with social etiquette.
My dad is in his fifty's! So no he is not woke but at least his eyes are open.
eyes are open by Original igloo August 20, 2020

Eyes of Tomorrow 

A raid exotic that snchmbrs doesn't have lol
ItsAd96: Do you think Sean will get it this time?

Naze: Eyes of Tomorrow? Hell naw.
Eyes of Tomorrow by Naze7491 April 13, 2021

Eyes like a dude 

A female that has eyes like a dude, in the same way that Brendan Fraser or Chris Kattan have eyes like a bitch.
She's always trying to stare and look hard with the eyes like a dude.

eyes 4 u 

šŸ˜ or wanting the person you say it too
ā€œi have eyes 4 uā€ she/he said that to hers/his boyfriend or crush
eyes 4 u by okokoksuusssper September 19, 2021

eyes'd it. 

means you've been to hell and back, and learned some stuff along the way. you can tell who has eyes'd it, by looking at people's eyes. intense or eyes that can look right through you. bright. intuitive. cause they've seen a lot. when they connect energy w you, you feel it. they've been there and back. authentic as all fnck.
3 guys standing together, a man in old clothes walks over, asks for a light. and leaves. one of the guys says, "man, that guy has eyes'd it. ya, you can see it in their eyes.
eyes'd it. by bee charmer March 21, 2022

Eyes Front

A command found meaningless by some Cav officers during the American Civil War
"Squad, present sabers"

"Captain? Eyes front?"
Eyes Front by REB1941 April 24, 2022